All Animals Are Pettable Some Only Once Polar Bear T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"ALL ANIMALS ARE PETTABLE SOME ONLY ONCE" humorously plays with the idea of petting animals, featuring a stylized polar bear depicted with a low-poly design. The colors blend white, blue, purple, light pink, and cream, creating a whimsical and eye-catching visual. This shirt resonates with anyone who appreciates a darkly humorous take on animal interactions, especially those who understand that some encounters are fleeting. It's a great match for casual meet-ups or gatherings where a light laugh is shared. The graphic cleverly uses simplicity to invite smiles, making it a unique addition to any fan of quirky animal-themed humor.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid direct ironing on the print.
Questions & answers
What style is the polar bear depicted in?
The polar bear is illustrated in a low-poly style, giving it a geometric and modern look that enhances the overall humor of the design.
What does the phrase on the shirt imply?
The phrase humorously suggests that while all animals are friendly, some encounters may be more memorable — or dangerous — than others.
Who would enjoy this shirt?
Animal lovers with a taste for humor, especially those who appreciate playful takes on the realities of interacting with wildlife.
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