I’m A Classy Sassy And A Bit Smart Assy Bartender T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I’M A CLASSY SASSY AND A BIT SMART ASSY BARTENDER" makes a bold statement with vibrant retro distressed lettering in red, orange, yellow, teal, and beige. This shirt captures the playful spirit of bartending while showcasing a lighthearted attitude. Ideal for bartenders who take pride in their craft, it resonates with those who enjoy mixing drinks and entertaining guests. The design blends a vintage aesthetic with a modern twist, allowing it to be worn on various occasions, from casual hangouts to shifts behind the bar. Wearing this shirt not only serves as a badge of honor but also sparks laughter among patrons and friends alike.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid direct ironing on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the retro distressed style add to this t-shirt?
The retro distressed style gives the shirt a vintage feel, making it look worn-in and personal, which suits the casual vibe of bartending.
Why is this shirt a good choice for bartenders?
It humorously captures the essence of being a bartender, allowing them to express their personality while connecting with fellow industry professionals.
Can this shirt be worn outside of work?
Absolutely! Its playful design and bright colors make it suitable for social events, casual gatherings, or even just a relaxed day out.
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