Relax. We're All Crazy. It's Not A Contest T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"RELAX. We're all CRAZY. It's not a contest." is boldly printed in a playful cartoon style featuring a cartoon chicken, with colors including yellow, red, white, and black. The design humorously captures the chaos of life, making it relatable for anyone who enjoys a good laugh amid the madness. The whimsical nature of the chicken adds a light-hearted touch, appealing particularly to those who embrace their quirks. This shirt is suitable for relaxed gatherings, adding a fun element to casual meet-ups with friends or family. The vibrant colors and engaging illustration ensure it grabs attention without being overly loud, allowing for easy pairing with other clothing items.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid direct ironing on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the cartoon chicken represent?
The cartoon chicken symbolizes a playful approach to life, highlighting the absurdity of taking things too seriously.
Is the text printed in a specific font style?
The text is designed in a bold, playful font that complements the cartoon style, enhancing the humorous tone of the shirt.
What kind of situations is this shirt suitable for?
It's ideal for casual gatherings, where a fun and relaxed vibe is embraced, making it a great conversation piece.
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