There's A 99% Chance I Don't Care Funny Cat T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"THERE'S A 99% CHANCE I DON'T CARE" is printed above a cartoon cat nonchalantly holding a mug, embodying a relaxed attitude. The vintage retro style uses a palette of orange, green, cream, black, and red, combining to create a playful yet laid-back vibe. This design resonates with anyone who enjoys a humorous take on their feline friends' indifference. Cat owners will appreciate the relatable sentiment, reflecting those moments when their pets appear utterly uninterested. It’s a unique addition for casual gatherings or coffee breaks, making it especially fitting for cat lovers with a sense of humor.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid direct ironing on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase on the shirt mean?
The phrase humorously suggests that the cat is indifferent, a sentiment many cat owners can relate to when observing their pets.
How is the graphic styled?
The graphic employs a vintage retro style, featuring a cartoon cat with a relaxed expression that complements the humorous text.
What colors are featured in this design?
The design showcases a vibrant mix of orange, green, cream, black, and red, contributing to its playful retro aesthetic.
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