NOT DEAD Just Avoiding Responsibilities Possum T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"NOT DEAD Just Avoiding RESPONSIBILITIES" captures a humorous moment through a vintage illustration of a possum lounging comfortably. The design is rendered in blue and white tones that evoke a laid-back, carefree vibe. This shirt is tailored for anyone who feels overwhelmed by daily obligations, particularly those who appreciate a touch of irony and humor in their wardrobe. The possum's relaxed demeanor mirrors the sentiment of taking a break from life's demands, making it an ideal choice for casual meet-ups or fun gatherings with friends. Its charm lies in the playful tone and relatable message, appealing to those who often wish for a pause on responsibilities.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid direct ironing on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the design convey?
The design humorously portrays a possum that embodies the idea of shunning responsibilities, appealing to those wanting to take life less seriously.
What style is the illustration on this shirt?
The illustration is a vintage style, featuring a playful possum designed with a classic look that adds to its humor.
Who would find this shirt amusing?
Anyone who enjoys lighthearted humor about procrastination and avoiding responsibilities, especially fans of quirky animal designs.
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